There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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