Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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