After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Princesses don't give blow jobs
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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