sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you win again, gameday.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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