so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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