I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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