ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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