So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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