You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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