the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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