I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
