Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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