He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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