Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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