Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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