You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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