Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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