brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You ate ashes out of my bong
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