4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
being pregnant is like rehab
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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