Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it's not cheating when I paid for it
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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