Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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