either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Buhtt sex?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
