in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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