Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
