You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
