FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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