Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she peed on how many people?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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