K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You made out with two different species that night
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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