I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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