I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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