: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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