I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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