now i know why i became what i already was.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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