the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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