His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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