after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hippo gnu deer
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize
