had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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