Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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