turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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