My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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