What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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