I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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