If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
