On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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