i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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