a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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