For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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