was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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