he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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