he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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