I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Houston, we have a blender
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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