what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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