i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We have started to decorate penises.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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