Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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