But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I came so hard my ears popped.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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