It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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